Random thoughts

1. my bucket list:
    1. a bucket.
2.this will happen: 20 years from now I will be walking by an elderly woman in an assisted living home and will notice her Aerosmith tattoo.
3.  dogs love people. cats love themselves.
4.  I hate to get my haircut,why should I pay for someone taking something away from me.
5.  When people tell you that you are crazy for not liking a movie they love, make them a spam sandwich with mayonnaise and ketchup.
6. I think people who have sun tans are similar to people who don't,except they are darker.
7. people use the phrase "flow like a river". Well what happens if that river is all dried up. make sure you know which river to use.
8. someone once told me a good way to lose weight is to stop eating when you feel full. Yeah,like that's going to happen.
9. I don't understand why golf has to be such a hard sport to learn.I think a better way to play golf is to just walk up to the hole and drop the ball in. It saves so much time,and your score improves.
10. When I sneeze people say "bless you".when these same people catch me farting they never say anything.